POSITION:

Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION:

Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment.

Six Phases of a Project
1.      Enthusiaism
2.      Dissillusionment
3.      Panic
4.      Search for the guilty
5.      Punishment of the innocent
6.      Praise and honours for the non-participants

Introduction

This is a collection of funny stuff that I like

Introduction

Most Unix systems track their serialized time according to the OS' EPOC date and time. This is commonly accepted to be 01/01/1970. Microsoft Excel calculates the dates starting from 01/01/1900. In order to convert serialized Unix EPOC values we need to make some conversions.

Overview

Date Sample = 1171862018 (2/19/2007)

1171862018 / 86400 = 13563.2178

13563.2178 + 25569 = 39132.2178

The Procedure

Howto up: Help, my server got hacked !!!

Written by Wunk

Sunday, 27 June 2004

Originally taken from: OpenSSL Certificate Cookbook

Introduction

The segments of this page are variations on the original Stones in a Jar message I was sent some time back by a good friend. I hope they help you as they have me.

Original reference Stones, Pebbles, and Sand

Introduction

I originally found this article here. But I wanted to preserve it as well as to clean up the formatting a bit.

If you have a big network with multiple Access Switches connecting
to the core switches or routers then tracing a device like a PC or a
laptop for troubleshooting or security purposes is one of those tasks
that you often end up doing. This is not a difficult task but can
certainly be time consuming.

Introduction

Without a doubt, installing 3rd party drivers into a linux distro (in mu case Ubuntu) is one of the most vexing processes in updates and new builds. My recent update to Ubuntu Hard Heron wipes out the NVida driver install that I had in Gutsy Gibbon. Now I am recording how I managed to get the new version driver to work.

Process